From time to time, I find myself drawn to the urge to see a new movie. You see the previews on the TV, in the paper, the magazines and before you know it... yeah, you're humming the theme song in your sleep. So you run down to WallyWorld on the day of the release of this "got to see" killer new movie, plunk down your hard earned cash and run home giggling like a prepubescent school boy who just smuggled a copy of Playboy Magazine out of the barbershop. And then, with popcorn in hand and a buttery grip on your favorite adult beverage, you push the most glorious, hallowed and reserved buttons on your remote control... wait for it... "PLAY"! And in the next 15 minutes, your popcorn is cold, your beer is flat and you realize you have already seen EVERY action/horror/sexy scene in this movie in the 100's of different previews you have been bombarded with over the previous 3 months prior to it's release. What a bitch! And what a waste of money. And then there's just plain old "bad" movies. But every now and then you run across a little jewel that saves the night and leaves you with your little head lying on your pillow with visions of wonder.
So, since opinions are like assholes (everybody has one...), I'll render my opinion of the movie, and I'll try to be short and sweet, and then score on a 1-10 scale the movie on 10 different criteria. The closer the overall score to a perfect score of 100 a movie receives, the better it was for me. This ain't rocket science folks.
THE A-TEAM: Let me just say I'm glad I rented this one and only lost $1.99. Bad actors, bad acting, bad action, bad CGI, bad photography, bad options, bad everything. `Bout covers this one.
Actors: 3
Acting: 1
Movie Plot: 1
Action Scenes: 1
Sound: 1
CGI: 1
Photography: 1
Romance: 1
Comedy: 1
Time: 1
TOTAL: 12 (100 = Perfect)
In the past month or so, we have watched the following movies, most of which were not worthy of remembering so I didn't even attempt to score them. Here's my recent "Lame Ass" movie list:
THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE
IRONMAN II
NIGHT AND DAY
And a few that were so bad, I have blocked them from my mind.
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